Kid Carpet: Jack & The Beanstalk (Sort Of)
Tel: 01392 667080
Tel: 01392 667080
Kid Carpet doesn’t care for panto. The Noisy Animals absolutely love it.
So guess what they’re doing? Yep. A panto. Now there’s a beanstalk in the middle of everything, and nobody’s quite sure what’s going on.
Featuring Bear, Gorilla, Badger and Hedgehog (with possible appearances from Hedgehog’s golden eggs), this is Jack & The Beanstalk like it’s been thrown in a blender with a drum machine and dodgy celebrity lookalikes.
Part Air Guitar workshop, part magical mess, this lo-fi, hi-tech, big-beat bonkers show is stuffed with songs, silliness and surprises.
Bring your kids. Bring yer nan. Bring snacks. It’s theatre, but it’s loud, proud and completely off its bean(stalk). Perfect for children, families, party monsters and fans of noisy nonsense.
From the makers of Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals, Noisy Holiday,
Noisy Neighbours, Noisy Nativity,
Kid Carpet & The Noisy Garden Centre,
Super Mega Rockin’ Rock Show and more!
Jack & The Beanstalk by Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals.
Director – Chris Collier
Dramaturg – Stephanie Kempson
Designer – Natalie Otto
Illustration – Hannah Broadway
Photography – Stan Patrick
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
Duration: 60 mins
Age guidance: 3 – 11 years and families
Content warning: Mild threat from the Giant. Amplified sound.
The 2pm show is a relaxed performance. Although the noise levels will be slightly reduced we encourage those who may need them to bring ear defenders. 5 child friendly-friendly ear defenders are also available to borrow from box office.
Booster seats for little ones are available upon request. Please contact Box Office prior to the event to reserve one.
To get the £40 family offer – please select two £16 recommended price tickets AND two child tickets and the offer will appear at the checkout.
| Kid Carpet: Jack & The Beanstalk (Sort Of) (26 Oct 2026) | ||
|---|---|---|
| Day | Times | |
| Monday | 11:30 | - 12:30 |
| Kid Carpet: Jack & The Beanstalk (Sort Of) (26 Oct 2026) | ||
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| Day | Times | |
| Monday | 14:00 | - 15:00 |
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